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@Reverend_Scott: [sees cute girl jog by]
"Imma run up and ask her out"
[one block later still not caught up]
"Ok, wow, we probably weren't soul mates anyway"

[sees cute girl jog by]
“Imma run up and ask her out”
[one block later still not caught up]
“Ok, wow, we probably weren’t soul mates anyway”

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