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@TYrannosaurus: *sees girl at bar*
Hey baby, wanna get outta here?
"Sure!"
Good, you're really killing the vibe.

*sees girl at bar*
Hey baby, wanna get outta here?
“Sure!”
Good, you’re really killing the vibe.

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