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@sad_tree: *sees guy ordering pizza*
"With onion"
(Ok)
"Sausage"
(Nice)
"Mushroom"
(Hell yea)
"Chk"
(Plz)
"Meatballs"
(Why)
"Anchovies"
(Ur dead to me)

*sees guy ordering pizza*
“With onion”
(Ok)
“Sausage”
(Nice)
“Mushroom”
(Hell yea)
“Chk”
(Plz)
“Meatballs”
(Why)
“Anchovies”
(Ur dead to me)

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