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@dubstep4dads: [sees kid crying]
Kid: Im lost
Me: that's ok. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Bye

[sees kid crying]
Kid: Im lost
Me: that’s ok. We’re all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Bye

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