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@david8hughes: [sees old friend after 4 years]
"God, you were so fat back in school."
"Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."
"No you didn't."

[sees old friend after 4 years]
“God, you were so fat back in school.”
“Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year.”
“No you didn’t.”

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