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@TheRolo: [Sees restaurant is packed]
*Pays hostess $20 to read note*

"Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street"

*Hipsters clear*

[Sees restaurant is packed]
*Pays hostess $20 to read note*

“Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street”

*Hipsters clear*

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