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@StayNobody: *Sees son doing homework*
What u doing?
"Math, it's due Friday"
*I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth*
They'll never believe u

*Sees son doing homework*
What u doing?
“Math, it’s due Friday”
*I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth*
They’ll never believe u

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