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@ddsmidt: ...sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake, knows if you’ve been bad or good...

Me: Omg, this song is about my phone.

…sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake, knows if you’ve been bad or good…

Me: Omg, this song is about my phone.

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