@SkinnerSteven: Seismologists are loyal to a fault
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@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: On your first day as a new parent, walk up to your baby and cry louder than it to assert your dominance.
@Try2StopME: My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.