@SkinnerSteven: Seismologists are loyal to a fault
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@shkeeber: Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50.
@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
@ohthatbadger: The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes.
@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil