@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.
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@WarrenHolstein: Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much.
@rocknthepurple: I just wish I had someone who wanted to touch me as much as my shower curtain does.
@TheBeerGuy73: *goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*