@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: *sends you a 13-page love letter & introduces you to my parents in order to scare your hiccups away* *you're cured*
@jonnysun: [trying to do standup] u kno whats funy– [someone yells 'society!'] nno– [entire audience starts laughig] wait [audience laughs louder] stop