@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.
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@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@SteveKoehler22: Just changed the GPS voice in my car from male to female. Now if I miss a turn, she says .... "( Sigh )....recalculating"
@Book_Krazy: Me: Both of our hamsters died and we just can't part with them Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted? Me: Um no, just holding hands