@sfreeze6: Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September.
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@KalvinMacleod: ME: I don't know about your cat but mine is an absolute angel MY CAT: *releases one of the hostages*
@audipenny: I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this