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@therealeatwood: [Self-Checkout]

ME: also I ate a donut in the store

MACHINE: Place the item on the belt

ME: I can’t because I ate it

MACHINE: Place the

[Self-Checkout]

ME: also I ate a donut in the store

MACHINE: Place the item on the belt

ME: I can’t because I ate it

MACHINE: Place the

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