@thongbeard: Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage.
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@johnbiehl: *sees lost cat* Hey buddy you lost *reads tag* there's a phone number *dials number* *little cell phone in cats pocket starts ringing*
@riklomas: ❎ Client not paid? ✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away
@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien