@kellysdf: Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get.
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@KateQFunny: Just got off 30 min phone call w a friend who has twin 2 yr olds, & even tho i havent had sex in a week I'm taking a morning after pill NOW.
@markydoodoo: [House Hunters] *sitting in a blind, in the wilderness, waiting for a house to come* *chimney slowly appears on the horizon*
@mrtruthandsoul: *breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?