@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
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@KalvinMacleod: INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?
@jonnycarr1974: Him: I'll hold your hair while you throw up Her: *throws up* Him: *throws up in her hair*
@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.