@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
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@theoduscrane: I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, "I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."
@hannalee_slc: I just googled "jokes to tell right before you die" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does.