@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
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@AthenaMystique: I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste.
@robdelaney: The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying.
@mattZillaaaa: [job interview] "So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?" Yes, can you text me instead to let me know?