@twylaredsun: Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job.
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@JermHimselfish: As you get older, dirty talk turns into "Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."
@squirrel74wkgn: Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Taken Nemo] *Clam phone rings* Marliam Neeson: I have a particular set of gills. I don't know who you are, but I will find Nemo.