@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
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@flashember: JUDGE: That THING cannot enter ME: But Inky is my pet OCTOPUS IN AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET FILLED WITH WATER:*squirts ink at him* INKY NOOOOo
@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.
@SardonicTart: How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start? According to my neighbor it's 458 times.