@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
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@RalphSudafed: A manual RT is like saying "Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."
@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.