@KenJennings: SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room
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@WildeThingy: Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting.
@garrydavenport: If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them.
@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.