@shariv67: Seriously considering telling the CDC I have Ebola, so they'll clean my house.
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@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.
@TheAlexP: *dog pokes me with nose* *stop, it's late* (Dog looks at me with sad eyes) *ugh, ok* [sets up poker table for him and his friends]
@TwistedEmbrace: I get 9" in bed every night. That's how much mattress is left for me once the dogs get comfortable.