@patcasey72: Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
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@D0GGEAUX: horse: [falls in water] haha whoops seahorse: You are outside of your domain. horse: no see haha it was an accident, i fell- seahorse: The ancient pact has been violated. The invasion begins. horse: wait wha- seahorses [swarming]: THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOLATED THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOL
@meganamram: Idea: "Celebrity Price Is Right" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460