@patcasey72: Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here.
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@thestlouisan: A young cephalopod breaks from the school. Swimming mightily, he strives to avoid becoming calamari. He has [looks at camera] squid goals.
@Mr_Kapowski: This girl kept on winking at me while pantomiming brushing her teeth Cool. You don't need my permission. Go do it, weirdo.
@kumailn: I was interviewing my cat & she just kept meowing nonsensically but I didn't wanna interrupt or challenge her because I was afraid she'd end the interview!