@Lerky: Seriously, soup?
If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.
@markleggett: I often think "Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME].
@topherjordan: If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm pretty freakin' amazing in bed.
@daemonic3: Top causes of divorce:
3. Unmet expectations
4. Growing apart
5. Tandem bikes
@mayamanion: The whole "bad boy" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot
@Vodkantots: I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.