@Lerky: Seriously, soup?
If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.
@Marcmywords2: It wouldn't kill this religion to throw a virgin in a volcano every now & then.
Anyway, thats why they removed the suggestion box from Mass
@KimmyMonte: *comes into work with black eye* oh please I'm fine guys! But you shoulda seen the other guy. He was a cabinet door that i walked into
@: Librarian: Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I'm looking for a book about-
Librarian: Being psychic?
Librarian: One day that will work.
@Marlebean: I went on a walk today through a hiking trail. And I can't be certain, but I think nature touched me. It was gross.
@tastefactory: PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms:
LOL - Lucifer Our Lord
BRB - Burn Religious Books
TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi