@Lerky: Seriously, soup?
If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.
@murrman5: [turns to buddy just before bar fight]
"I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed as a ninja"
@Reverend_Scott: COPS: WE'RE COMIN IN
"have a police dog?"
"only the dog can come in"
"my house, my rules"
COP: I guess that's true
@peachesanscream: My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree.
@ch000ch: *watching a cop walk past during drug deal*
ok relax, just be cool.. "bonjour mademoiselle how much of le methamphetamine dost thou fancy"