@Lerky: Seriously, soup?
If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.
@GoldenSpirals: I weighed myself today,
then I ate the scale.
@donni: Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem
@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late.
I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@MTV2GuyCodes: Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?
@panTdropper: "You are what you eat"?
I don't remember eating a giant disappointment.