@madmomsdiary: Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts.
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@Diversion50: BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep.
@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
@LuvPug: I guess a good thing that would happen to me if the zombie apocalypse ever occurred is that I'd finally start running
@SondraDeeMe: If by high maintenance you mean she looks like a stoned janitor, then yeah, she's high maintenance.