@desi_princess: Seriously you guys, the only reason to check Facebook, is to find out where people are going, and then go somewhere else.
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@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.
@Mikecanrant: *Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* "You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.
@robdelaney: My niece just said "Birds live in a birdhouse & we live in a people house!" Cute, huh? Wrong; my niece is 26 & on trial for manslaughter.