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@LackOfShame: Server: Would you like another glass of wine?

Me: I'm sorry, I don't have time

Server: For the wine?

Me: No, for silly questions

Server: Would you like another glass of wine?

Me: I’m sorry, I don’t have time

Server: For the wine?

Me: No, for silly questions

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