@ibid78: Sex is a lot like chess. It takes practice to be good. You have to adapt quickly to your partner's moves. You're gonna sacrifice some horses
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@TheRobCee: In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice.
@BareChesty: You know your driving really sucks when your GPS says "After 300 yards, stop and let me out"
@CornOnTheGoblin: [goes to sign up for course on how to handle bad news better] "sorry, we're full" [lights myself on fire]