@xysist: Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Cherbearxo: The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: I gave up and "folded" the fitted sheet into a rope so I could shimmy down from the 3rd floor to escape folding laundry.