@hxnlxne: sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who hates rick & morty
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@DanMentos: "I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked"
@Manali_Shetye5: Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!
@thatUPSdude: I love when you're choking someone and they are all "I can't breathe", duh I'm choking you.