@notalogin: Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form.
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@wolfpupy: i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day
@LeanneMacco: Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders.
@ChefChas82: I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties.