@Viv_Ascious: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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@pleatedjeans: [unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT
@CornOnTheGoblin: [Bad magician coroner] is this your husband's body [widow] no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband's body
@Grafiksein: Me: guess who i saw today? Batman: who? M: not your parents B: Y do you always do this? M: cause they told me to B: who? M: not your parents
@Smooheed: I see you keep your wallet and cell phone in your bra Cute *reaches into bra, pulls out an entire wheel of cheese*