@Viv_Ascious: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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@pinupteacher: My cab driver just described Seattle as "Not that horrible of a place." Get that guy a job on the tourism board.
@LetsQuoteComedy: In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments.
@causticbob: What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round.