@kwirkyKerri: Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
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@SheeeRatchet: Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch.
@rachelle_mandik: i'm torn between getting my own personal jesus or getting a large jesus to share with the whole table