@kwirkyKerri: Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
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@liv_thatsme: Me *gets interrupted mid-sentence* "Oh, hey sorry; finish your story." Me *employing my usual level of maturity*: No I don't want to now.
@Jandalize: Yes, I have a fitness app. I use it to time how long it takes the pizza delivery guy to get here.