@kwirkyKerri: Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
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@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
@krustythe_klown: I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's
@UncleDuke1969: [loud bar] Her: I have to urinate Me: What? H: Urinate M: What? H: URINATE! M: Well, YOU'RE a 10! H: Huh? No! You're like a 5. I gotta pee.
@weinerdog4life: Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.