@kwirkyKerri: Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
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@Ameiam: I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell.
@theshamingofjay: [interview for doctor's office receptionist] "Can you schedule appointments and be friendly" Yes. "Sorry we're looking for the opposite"
@RidiculousSheri: I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper.