@kwirkyKerri: Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas.
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@filmbizpro: Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
@JasonIsbell: People always say “unceremoniously fired” like it ever happens any other way. I’d like to see a big ceremony for firing somebody. Get the gang together. Order a cake. Wear some special robes.