@AJslackie: Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it.
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@mikeleffingwell: "And... uh... chocolate kills dogs." - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.
@zachreinert03: Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME
@TheKrisWilson: Considering "Thank You" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent "No, thank YOU!" cards and people will send them back and forth forever.