@AJslackie: Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it.
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@Parentpains: Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in.
@Spaziotwat: Do yourself a favour: get a dog. Before I got a dog I was ridiculed for walking around with a bag of shit