@realHamOnWry: Sex so good, you get out of bed to see which neighbor is having it.
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@KalvinMacleod: HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
@philyuck: She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids
@Marlebean: Sorry I gave you a sympathy card at your baby shower, but... well you'll see soon enough.
@MomOfTeen: Immediately after walking into a store with your spouse, stop, block the entrance, and discuss why you both came. It's all good. I'll wait.