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@Inferno_V: Sex so good you see dead people.
@GashleyMadison: [at bank]
*slides teller a note*
M: uh huh
T: *slides me a lollipop*
@lizetagge: I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want...
@SwoonTwang: Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?
@Aspersioncast: My "Savings Account" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets.
@AristotlesNZ: Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit.