@Inferno_V: Sex so good you see dead people.
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@Dawn_M_: When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in.
@ThingsJackDigs: PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds
@GetCougarized: I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time.