@myonlymizztake: Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it.
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@AmericanGent69: *security rushes to the department store fitting room to break up a fight but just finds me trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans.
@ArfMeasures: [Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*
@moose_chocolate: The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now.
@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread