@myonlymizztake: Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it.
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@Brianhopecomedy: I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden.
@CharmandBrains: Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!
@Reverend_Scott: Batman: Use this spotlight to call me. Robin: What if it's daytime? Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*