@SteveSuckington: Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes.
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@3sunzzz: The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family.
@chuuew: Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security
@RocketRankoon: I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba.