@SteveSuckington: Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes.
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@ItsJennaMarbles: Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
@TheCatWhisprer: Forgot to use a coupon my wife gave me so now I have to hide it like it's a dead body.
@KKBowls: "I know what you look like naked" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her.