@MoneypennyNaked: Sex with me is like going to the movies. It's dark & very loud. Bring candy. You can never predict the ending. Some people leave early.
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@yungsweater: *Playing catch* *dad throws ball over fence* "I'll get it son!" *25 years later* "Wow he must've thrown it far"
@SatansTongue: HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU ＷＨＹ ＤＩＤＮ'Ｔ ＹＯＵ ＨＥＬＰ
@DGComedy: Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not What We Eat.
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.