@Brentweets: Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing
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@jeffswarens: After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
@0hJuliette: Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)
@Reverend_Scott: Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!