@withanewname: Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
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@rudy_mustang: Genie: you have three wishes Me: ok i wish "three" meant 1000 Genie: it's done. you have two wishes left Me: wait i wish "two" meant 1000
@underchilde: If you buy a Mustang and don’t rev the engine at every red light, the bank will repossess it.
@ehdannyboy: FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food.
@jergarl: After walking 500 miles and then 500 more, it turns out the door was mediocre at best. 3/5 stars.