@withanewname: Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
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@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
@matt___nelson: [PetSmart] *approaches checkout with bird seed* "that all for you today?" Yes. How long does it usually take? "For what?" For them to grow
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