@Bagyants: Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that
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@AristotlesNZ: Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder.
@Wtftab: Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight.
@internetluke: [talking with counselor] I don't "know" what "she" means that I "use" excessive air quotes
@ShesARealGenius: Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do.