@Bagyants: Shake what yo mama gave you! Oh she just handed you a child. Don't shake that
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@LosLos__: Me: I love you, too...umm... [Wife says her name] Me: See? After all these years we're still finishing each other's sentences.
@AskAuntieEm1: Answer your phone, "come in" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond.
@ShanaRose21: After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.