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@tyranosex: *shakes brain like an Etch-A-Sketch*
@protolalia: I'm 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night.
@sageboggs: "Paper or plastic?"
I don't know. How can anyone really know?
@Ghetto_Trophy: "I need to get laid man!"nn- eggs (in the chicken)
@jtswhipped: To the woman that told her husband to "bite my ballsack" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.
@jameslsutter: Imagine if Frodo was all "Sauron's bad, but Gandalf's done some morally gray stuff, too, so I'll stay home."
Don't get eaten by orcs. Vote.