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@Mr_Kapowski: *shaking wife awake*

Me: Hey, just wanted to let you know, stop screaming, the heater is broken so that’s why I’m wearing this ski mask

*shaking wife awake*

Me: Hey, just wanted to let you know, stop screaming, the heater is broken so that’s why I’m wearing this ski mask

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