@Grind_n_Roll: Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.
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@badbanana: Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
@lovejulieacafe: So UBER is not a dating app? *sigh* I kinda thought all those 'Goodbye' kisses seemed more awkward than usual.