@10InchesPlus: Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit.
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@tastefactory: *spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*
@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.
@withanewname: Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special.