@10InchesPlus: Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit.
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@whalesmells: You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana.
@SteveSuckington: "U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary." -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* "Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"
@yoyoha: there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them