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@daemonic3: [shark tank]

"Hi, what's your product idea?"

Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake

[shark tank]

“Hi, what’s your product idea?”

Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I’m here to see the tank of sh-… I’ve made a mistake

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