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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:15:"LindseyEllison2";s:5:"image";s:98:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000102924655/b3e616c039ec94a6468ed3e3aba69840_bigger.jpeg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"355424627050295298";s:7:"retweet";s:1:"6";s:5:"tweet";s:132:"Sharks are so misunderstood. They ONLY eat people's legs because they want you to transform into a mermaid and be friends with them.";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

Sharks are so misunderstood. They ONLY eat people’s legs because they want you to transform into a mermaid and be friends with them.

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