@ComedySpeech: Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
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@tracietom: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, maybe that's where your kid should be practicing the trumpet.
@belleykell: It takes me roughly 7 secs into an episode of House Hunters to discover that my pure hatred of strangers still exists
@ODeadInside: Is there a way to fall gracefully? No. But am I able to rise from this graceless decline and be the best possible version of myself? Also no.