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@Hmmm_er: She: 5 mins babe
He: Ok

*discovers a new planet*
*travels to it*
*discovers life*
*returns back*

He: Ready?
She: 5 mins babe

She: 5 mins babe 
He: Ok

*discovers a new planet* 
*travels to it*
*discovers life* 
*returns back* 

He: Ready? 
She: 5 mins babe

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