@lawking30: She asked for my name, if I'm alone, had me remove belt/shoes & take out what I have in my pants. Interactions w/TSA agents are underrated.
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@naughtygeisha3: Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window.
@ItsAndyRyan: Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrödinger: Nice, nice
@MichaelTrying: Yet another "No DMs" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated.
@jergarl: Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.