@mrtruthandsoul: She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche
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@AndyAsAdjective: WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real
@murrman5: "I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms" [octopus glove shopping] "this is unacceptable"
@murfer28: I don't want to lock my account because I like to help my X's feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I'm still a drunk.
@Vodkantots: My psychologist and psychiatrist don't agree on my diagnosis so yes, I get what it's like to have people fighting over me.