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@DeffinitionMC: She called me ugly
I called her an ambulance
@Kyle_Lippert: Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog
@matt___nelson: DOG 911: what's your emergency?
DOG: *whispering* they put me in a stroller
DOG 911: *covers phone* WE'VE GOT A CODE SLIGHTLY DARKER GREY
@QwertyJones3: [phone rings]
Hi, is your refrigerator running?
...well Hillary is! Hi, I'd like to talk to you about the Clinton campaign.
@iLikeCatShirts: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass.
@lloydrang: "Love me do" is my favourite Beatles song written by Yoda.